Friday, January 19, 2018

Happen at your house?

A Dog Named Chew

Jackson just got a dog named Chew
It turned out to be a good name, too,
Chew liked to steal and hide their shoes!
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

Chew stole Grandma's wedgies all feathered and blue.
Grandma gave that dog Chew a good talking to!
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

Chew stole mother's flats from Kalamazoo.
Where they are now, she hasn't a clue.
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

He stole Jackson's gym shoes when he wandered through.
They smelled pretty bad, but what could Chew do?
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

Chew stole to the crib and took Claries' baby shoes
Then he licked her toes for a minute or two.
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

He stole Uncle's wingtips that were almost brand new.
Uncle called the whole family for security review.
What can we do with a dog named Chew?

So everyone met. Mom offered shoe glue,
but Jackson replied that it just would not do!
And Uncle said a time out was long overdue
But Jackson said time out was strictly taboo.

Then Jackson suggested out of the blue
That maybe a new name was what they should do,
and a dog friend to play with to complete the coup.

So the Dog that was previously known as Chew
Had his name changed to Ballyhoo
and his new doggie friend is Hullabaloo!
They're noisy together but one thing is true:
Jackson can (usually!) now find his own shoes!



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